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Post by cookie on Jan 4, 2011 22:09:39 GMT 1
Ooh and my fav non horsey one was when my mum told me she had tickets to see the 'vagina monocles'!
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Post by anastasia55555 on Jan 5, 2011 0:27:39 GMT 1
Thank you everyone for making me chuckle! I have needed it this last week! I do remember as a teenager saying orgasm instead of organism when i was talking to my mum about science at school, opps! Was obviously thinking about the wrong science lesson there!
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Post by Lulu on Jan 5, 2011 1:36:10 GMT 1
oppps! Think he has something saucy on his mine Lulu! He always does ! Once sent him to the doc for some bromide, but they refused to give him any, saying he was normal LOL
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Post by anastasia55555 on Jan 5, 2011 1:58:14 GMT 1
doh!lol!
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Post by Bella on Jan 6, 2011 16:12:20 GMT 1
My friend had a horse but how can I put it, she had the horse on full livery and she just came up to ride so didn't really know that much. She wanted a new bridle and off we went to the saddlers, she asked the lady if she could have a full size bridle in black to which the lady replied "do you want a flash". My friend replied "oh, it doesn't have to be flash, just an ordinary one will do" ;D
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Post by jes on Jan 6, 2011 22:09:45 GMT 1
My YO does dog grooming and a youngish man brought his dog in yesterday. "do you just want a wash and blow job then?" she said to him!
Lol!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2011 16:32:03 GMT 1
One morning walking the dogs I was absent mindedly climbing over a style and left a foot behind, so I nose dived straight over the top! The next day I was determined not to do the same silly thing, so I took a big step over, missed the step and went over face first again!! Both times I went face first into the brambles then laid there thinking "how did I manage that?" ;D Thankfully no lasting injuries but each time I got up I did that guilty meerkat style look around to see if anyone saw me!!!
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Post by K8 on Jan 7, 2011 16:52:42 GMT 1
My non horsey friend once asked me... 'Do horses eat grass?'
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Post by anastasia55555 on Jan 7, 2011 19:29:02 GMT 1
Still LOL'ing!
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Post by eileen on Jan 7, 2011 21:11:21 GMT 1
OH rofl at these, brilliant all of them! My husband was a bit under the weather and i told our neighbour, she is youngish and a churchgoer, anyway a few weeks later she saw hubby and asked how he was to which he replied, "im fine it was just a little vagina" erm think he meant a little angina :-) lol
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Post by jen1 on Jan 7, 2011 21:17:20 GMT 1
OH rofl at these, brilliant all of them! My husband was a bit under the weather and i told our neighbour, she is youngish and a churchgoer, anyway a few weeks later she saw hubby and asked how he was to which he replied, "im fine it was just a little vagina" erm think he meant a little angina :-) lol whoops!lol
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Post by eileen on Jan 7, 2011 21:31:10 GMT 1
;D hehe Jen seems we are all capable of malapropisions pmsl!!! im still laughing at the snaffle snatch !!! men eh??? xxx
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