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Post by jen1 on Dec 30, 2010 19:57:02 GMT 1
was it me,lol , what about me walking into feed merchants for a dog of bag food,!
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Post by sarahbing on Dec 30, 2010 19:58:34 GMT 1
Ha ha, love these!! This reminded me of overhearing my non=horsey husband describing my lovely Murphy ( who suffers from sweetitch )to another non horsey friend and trying to sound knowledgable 'Yes, well he is a lovely dressage horse but unfortunately suffers from a touch of snaffle snatch'
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Post by Lorraine L on Dec 30, 2010 19:59:21 GMT 1
I woke up in a tent and said " Oh look, the leafs rooking " ? huh When my brother was little, he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up .. He said " A milk float " pmsl
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Post by jen1 on Dec 30, 2010 20:00:43 GMT 1
Ha ha, love these!! This reminded me of overhearing my non=horsey husband describing my lovely Murphy ( who suffers from sweetitch )to another non horsey friend and trying to sound knowledgable 'Yes, well he is a lovely dressage horse but unfortunately suffers from a touch of snaffle snatch' priceless ;D
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Post by jen1 on Dec 30, 2010 20:01:47 GMT 1
I woke up in a tent and said " Oh look, the leafs rooking " ? huh When my brother was little, he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up .. He said " A milk float " pmsl what does he do for a living? ive forefilled my dream to be 12 forever , just need my horses to match up with me needing to flap about the counrty side, ;D
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Post by Lorraine L on Dec 30, 2010 20:04:45 GMT 1
Lol @ Jen. He turned out to be a helicopter technician in the British Army.... not a bottle of milk in sight ?!
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Post by anastasia55555 on Dec 30, 2010 20:21:32 GMT 1
lol!
When my brother and sister were little they were bought rabbits, my sisters was white and she called it snowy or something, and my brothers was brown. In the car on the way back from collecting them my mum asked what my brother was going to call his, he replied with 'log' well me being a bit older and my mum burst out laughing, he was rather upset and said it was because he was brown, that made us even worse!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2010 20:51:07 GMT 1
I took a pot of supplement back to the feed shop and told them it had blue bits in it - probably plastic from the feed scoop - and the guy told me it's chelated cobalt
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Post by anastasia55555 on Dec 30, 2010 20:59:50 GMT 1
oo i remember about that hehe!!
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Post by madmare1 on Dec 30, 2010 21:07:09 GMT 1
My friend rang the hay place, and asked if she could go and get 20 bales each of stray and haw. Mum was going to put the bottle of champers in the vacuum cleaner, she once typed an entire essay about Public health inspectors missing the 'L' from every time she typed PUBLIC!
Emma xx
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Post by anastasia55555 on Dec 30, 2010 21:12:12 GMT 1
great!
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Post by anastasia55555 on Dec 30, 2010 21:13:21 GMT 1
hope the PUBLIC health inspector didnt come to see her! lol!
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Post by crinks on Dec 30, 2010 23:36:01 GMT 1
Yes I admit to the essay..............at least my tutor had a laugh reading it............ my mother (madmares gran) did one better though.......... she had to give a lecture to 200 nursing colleagues about Tubercololis ( think thats how its spelt) and she grabbed their attention right from the start by announcing (confidently) that 'Tubercololis is caused by an orgasm............she realised when there was loud shouts of laughter and cries of 'oh really thats interesting' and she collapsed laughing, recovered about 5 minutes later and restarted!
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Post by Lulu on Dec 30, 2010 23:43:37 GMT 1
LOL, I love the tuberculosis story !
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Post by anastasia55555 on Dec 30, 2010 23:55:44 GMT 1
Lol! i think i would have been swallowed by a suddenly appearing hole in the ground!!
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