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Post by Liz on Jan 3, 2011 19:09:02 GMT 1
My Mum once announced to a roomful of guests that my Dad had, apparently painted the walls with Durex...........................
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Post by Zoe RA on Jan 3, 2011 19:25:46 GMT 1
When James was a little chap he came in to my bedroom one winter morning and said "Mummy, please will you wipe the Alsatians off the window because I can't see out".
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Post by vikki on Jan 3, 2011 19:50:01 GMT 1
teeheehee... this thread is funny ;D lol when writing an email at work, my helpful email speall checker changed the last sentence from "Apologies for any inconvenience caused" to "Apologies for any incontinence caused" Whoooops!  I am much more vigilent now before hitting 'change' when using the automicatic spell checker! And i have learnt how to spell inconvenience!!! |
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Post by jennyb on Jan 3, 2011 20:01:45 GMT 1
Out hacking this week, Gazdag needed to stop for a poo, so without thinking I called to my friend ahead "Wait a minute, I'm having a poo!" ;D ;D
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Post by Mellymoo on Jan 3, 2011 20:05:11 GMT 1
Out hacking this week, Gazdag needed to stop for a poo, so without thinking I called to my friend ahead "Wait a minute, I'm having a poo!" ;D ;D I just spat tea onto my computer ;D ;D |
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Post by anastasia55555 on Jan 3, 2011 20:22:16 GMT 1
lol! Yes me and my sister often shout too each other "hang on, were pooing" along with me calling my dog when go out for a walk "Booby" his name is Boo lol
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Post by lassiesuca on Jan 3, 2011 20:49:12 GMT 1
My friend came down the yard with me, keen to learn all about horses and I was showing her around and telling her bits and bobs.
Got my pony in and started grooming him and I was telling her the importance of picking out their feet but to be careful to not hit the frog with the hoof pick.
She scrunches her face up and goes in for a better look ''I don't hear a frog?''
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Post by anastasia55555 on Jan 3, 2011 20:55:23 GMT 1
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Post by Lorraine L on Jan 3, 2011 23:52:04 GMT 1
LOL @ you all. You're mad. I thought my sleepwalking had stopped in my childhood but according to my husband, i got up in the night a few years back and got into the wardrobe ?! He got out of bed and opened the door to ask what i was doing ..... i replied " I am waiting for a bus "  Wow, how weird !! As a child, i did a lot of sleepwallking. My finest moment was on the night that the parents had some " posh work colleagues " round for the evening. They met us all before we went up to bed and the conversation went on to what lovely children we were etc etc. An hour later, i appeared in the lounge doorway, in the little PJ's ........ walked across to the 'poof' in the middle of the room, pulled down my pj bottoms and wee'd on the poof !!!!!! Marvellous. Bet the parents had fun trying to explain that one away .. |
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Post by jen1 on Jan 4, 2011 11:10:54 GMT 1
My Mum once announced to a roomful of guests that my Dad had, apparently painted the walls with Durex........................... lol very funny, reminds me of my mum announcing she was going for some of that arramatheripi , as said in her yorkshire twang |
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Post by Lulu on Jan 4, 2011 11:27:42 GMT 1
My husband once announced he was going to put a dildo rail up (he meant dado rail !! LMAO)
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Post by anastasia55555 on Jan 4, 2011 18:47:20 GMT 1
oppps! Think he has something saucy on his mine Lulu!
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Post by nightowl4 on Jan 4, 2011 20:10:09 GMT 1
Love all these. My worst which still makes me cringe - when I was about 14 my older brother and his friends had motorbikes and one day, trying to impress, I asked a large crowd of them why they didn't circumcise their bikes?! I meant, of course, customise. Still feeling the shame x
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Post by jen1 on Jan 4, 2011 21:55:29 GMT 1
Love all these. My worst which still makes me cringe - when I was about 14 my older brother and his friends had motorbikes and one day, trying to impress, I asked a large crowd of them why they didn't circumcise their bikes?! I meant, of course, customise. Still feeling the shame x lol, now thats one to go in the book lorriane, ful name night owl,lol |
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Post by cookie on Jan 4, 2011 22:04:29 GMT 1
Good thread  I was walking my boy down to the field one morning and we stopped to let a car out a drive. As we walked on I say "come on handsome" only to look up and see an old fisherman just in front of me look round! Eek! |
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I am much more vigilent now before hitting 'change' when using the automicatic spell checker! And i have learnt how to spell inconvenience!!! 
Wow, how weird !!
