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Post by aero on Nov 22, 2010 23:05:37 GMT 1
LOL........... very good Smithy
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Post by gwenoakes on Nov 23, 2010 12:30:06 GMT 1
Very good Smithy LOL.
This one is titled Bob and the blonde
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9.58 p.m. He sat down nex to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
THE 10P.M. news was coming on and the news crew were covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bo and said, 'Do you think he will jump?' Bob said, 'You know, I bet he will jump.' The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he wont.'
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'Your on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, 'Fair's fair, heres your money.'
Bob replied, 'I cant take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5p.m. news, so I knew he would jump.'
The blonde replied, 'I did too, but I didnt think he would do it again.' BOOM, BOOM!!
Bet you have ALL heard it before though................
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Post by HolsBols on Nov 23, 2010 13:56:15 GMT 1
lol!!!!!!
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Post by aero on Nov 23, 2010 20:20:57 GMT 1
No I hadn't........... but I like it.... nice one Gwennie
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Nov 23, 2010 22:09:45 GMT 1
ha ha
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Post by gwenoakes on Nov 24, 2010 19:47:45 GMT 1
Hasnt anyone put anymore up then? I am well miffed, needed some uplifting I did and what do I get..........nowt! Sob, sob, sob..........
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Nov 24, 2010 20:18:06 GMT 1
Good un Gwen. Soz I haven't had any good uns sent for a couple of days.
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Nov 24, 2010 22:47:26 GMT 1
i got a good un but keep forgetting to put it up, so to speak
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Post by jamesb on Nov 24, 2010 23:10:41 GMT 1
Well! HB will be most upset, Wizzy — you've stolen her smutty thunder LOL
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Post by HolsBols on Nov 25, 2010 14:45:31 GMT 1
u carry on wizard
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Post by aero on Nov 25, 2010 15:15:48 GMT 1
LOL
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Nov 25, 2010 17:55:49 GMT 1
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I'd like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I'd like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I'd like to hear them say......LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!"
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Nov 26, 2010 10:29:36 GMT 1
ha ha like that one
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Post by aero on Nov 26, 2010 14:45:36 GMT 1
Three men went to heaven and after St Peter checked them in he took them to the heavenly garage to be allocated transport.
The first man was told.... You've led an exemplary life so you have been allocated the choice of a Rolls Royce or a Porshe. The chap was delighted and chose the Porshe.
The next man was told... You've been known to two time your girlfriends but have been a faithful husband since your marriage so you can choose from a Jaguar or a Lexus. He opted for the Lexus.
The third man was told.... you have thought about having an affair several times since your marriage, but as you only followed your thoughts up into an actual affair once and as it was very short lived you have been allocated the choice of a BMW or a Mercedes.
Immediately, the man burst into tears. The other two turned to him and said..... 'Hey Man, don't get upset, a Mercedes is not so bad, '............
to which the man replied, 'It isn't that.... I've just seen my wife go past on a skateboard.'
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Post by gwenoakes on Nov 26, 2010 23:18:28 GMT 1
LMAO Smithy and Aero. PMSL
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