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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Oct 29, 2010 13:09:40 GMT 1
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef,but not everyone can pea soup.
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Post by aero on Oct 29, 2010 17:11:52 GMT 1
Confucious says..... man who eats meat and peas on same plate unhygenic
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Oct 29, 2010 22:28:07 GMT 1
ha ha theyre brill cant think of one at the mo but will do soon
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Oct 30, 2010 21:17:03 GMT 1
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Jones, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm sorry to tell you that the man you saved later hanged himself."
"Oh, he didn't hang himself," Mr. Jones replied. "I hung him up to dry. ;D
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Post by aero on Oct 31, 2010 6:38:38 GMT 1
A little bird was late flying south for the winter. He desperately tried to catch up with the flock but it was so cold that ice was forming on his little wings.. The ice was making his wings very heavy and eventually he just couldn't fly any more. Totally exhausted, he plummeted down towards the ground. As luck would have it, he landed in the middle of a cowpat. Slowly, the steaming pile warmed the little bird and as he revived he began to sing. At that moment a fox came by and promptly gobbled up the little bird. The moral of this story is....................... if you ever find yourself in a load of $hit ...don't shout about it.
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Oct 31, 2010 22:47:28 GMT 1
good uns again you two.
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Post by aero on Oct 31, 2010 22:49:26 GMT 1
Where's yours then?
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Oct 31, 2010 23:53:14 GMT 1
cant think of any at the moment but will try harder i promise.
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Post by HolsBols on Nov 1, 2010 11:07:05 GMT 1
2 nuns in a bath, the first says where's the soap? the other says yes it does, doesnt it!!
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Post by aero on Nov 1, 2010 12:08:28 GMT 1
Ha Ha Ha............. thats a good un HB
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Post by julz on Nov 1, 2010 19:41:52 GMT 1
I dont get it
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Post by jamesb on Nov 1, 2010 20:11:49 GMT 1
Neither did the nun (until they took a bath ) LOL
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Nov 1, 2010 23:34:04 GMT 1
i dont either julz
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Post by jamesb on Nov 2, 2010 0:50:53 GMT 1
I'm surprised at that, Wizzy!
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Post by aero on Nov 2, 2010 5:59:07 GMT 1
Honestly you two.......... rubbing wet soap wears it down don't it..... think about it!!!
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