Post by midimoos1 on Sept 2, 2005 11:54:44 GMT 1
A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in economy class gets up and
moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will
have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and
I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class and that she
belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and
I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to
reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to
a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm
sorry," and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.
"I simply told her first class isn't going to London."
moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will
have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and
I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class and that she
belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and
I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to
reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to
a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm
sorry," and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.
"I simply told her first class isn't going to London."
{chuckle}
