Post by LisaM on Aug 17, 2005 15:38:19 GMT 1
"One day a... tall dark handsome he wasn't. But he was hung with a rope for crimes against, man tripped over his own hair… nice 1 Carol (LOL) said the man just before he jumped from the claws of a Trafalger Square lion. roooooaaaaaarrrrrr the lion ripped at his, off my tail came to life. (that's his name) said the lost horseman of the russuan steppes, Its great wild wood was haunted by lost souls from the new DG who failed to they were drinking sang on television with robbie Williams screamed as the lion did the said before he cried out loud no Stella no! 'twas too late 
as yet another big green frog cried after eating what a mess!! you have got your head stuck ...up a pigeon's backside again! *muffled reply* yep it well and truely is stuck...but there is light at the end of this pigeon's bum it's leading to maybe his beak? 
and next stop is fresh air it wasn't his strange bulgy shape that had hindered normal bodily function causing his mind to whirl in a flying underpant wedgy being brought down by guided missile he then realized it was Wednesday!!! The day after tuesday, then he jumped on his trampoline and screamed... "To infinity and... ....and Tesco's!!" Meanwhile the frog returned with big juggs! of strong ale And vodka chaser its too early to get pi$$ed. isnt it beautiful to be loved ;D. There was a large Pimms waiting behind the bars For Stella to lower the tone as she does in her own imitable way with her charming words ‘wasn’t cooked enough’… is that relevant to this tale? of three words? but then a big hairy spider sat on her big fat booty and crawled into the CD player which blew up BANG CRASH WOLLOP; the phone rang bring bring............................. bring hello? spider speaking.. hello spider. I am calling to say.........CONGRATULATIONS! 2SHOES! Nuthin' very special, just dropped in.. How you doin'? i love you, said hairy spider, everylitt'ltingsgonaBalrite but it's not blonde, said Stella its a horse! in sheeps clothing baaaaaaaaaaaaaing like mad! and looking very bizarre wearing a worse for wear spotty green thong!!!!! Don't be daft my plums will fall out ! What will happen if I tighten my belt? Would my guts pop out or will the universe implode? Philosophising all will be up its own black hole. Reality can be weirder newzealand rug with random letters spelling where are we somewhere in a dark deep hole "Oi, who turned over and squashed my pet spider?” 
the sircingle buckle dug into his fleshy bits causing him to burst and he ate the mans hair which tasted like cheesy spaghetti hoops! He obviously hadn't ever seen the bar of soap slip out of that bizarre place; dont eat me just as Elvis streaked across the arena. And then the taxi stopped and out got the King of never never land who is renowned for fiddling with things such as chimps and liquor although sometimes he loses his nose when he forgets to duck his white scary head when leaving the space ship he arrived in last on planet earth and landed in tony blairs bungalow rubbish to blair! ********'s to blair !! Fortunately the bungalow was full of large pink elephants wearing nail varnish stomping on his hairy spherical dangly purple and blue turned morning glory oh harder baby oh god yes thats it there!! stop-don't stop ! Jesus! Mary! Joseph! Donner Chilli Kebab ! Stock! Aitken! Waterman! Sold to the dodgy horse dealer, the lib-dems cried as the auctioneer fell over the elephants painted toenails! and loudly screamed..... jeepers creepers! who painted those nails said the jolly roger, smiling wickedly with teeth that reminded the elephants of little mouse wearing pink pants on her head that ate the sliver sports horse in one gulp and got sick and tired of embarrasing wind problems which led to a red faced moonie 
, although it might not be such a good idea to bare all fry an egg on a large piece of blue yellow and pink piece of toast with butter and gerkin bbq sauce bleurgh! I've just puked my guts on the cat the cat licked it up, yum 
! Suddenly a massive tornado struck the taxi parked outside got blown down by chewy chunks of gerkin puke which hit the windscreen, dribbling slowly over the bonnet and onto the very annoyed copper who shouted loudly I'm so misunderstood! Cats tail and... i should have gone to specsavers and turned gay as the spider sat down beside'r eeeeek get it and frightened Miss Dynamite gave the spider a kiss with no tongues but what she didn't realise was how many hands high a spider she had. The amazing thing was they were covered with sparkly pink glitter. The spider leapt suddenly at Stella's Pimms bucket necking it all! Ye gods and I'm dead AMEN ! 
*****this is the end of the 3 word story. Thank you for your participation x x x
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as yet another big green frog cried after eating what a mess!! you have got your head stuck ...up a pigeon's backside again! *muffled reply* yep it well and truely is stuck...but there is light at the end of this pigeon's bum it's leading to maybe his beak? 
and next stop is fresh air it wasn't his strange bulgy shape that had hindered normal bodily function causing his mind to whirl in a flying underpant wedgy being brought down by guided missile he then realized it was Wednesday!!! The day after tuesday, then he jumped on his trampoline and screamed... "To infinity and... ....and Tesco's!!" Meanwhile the frog returned with big juggs! of strong ale And vodka chaser its too early to get pi$$ed. isnt it beautiful to be loved ;D. There was a large Pimms waiting behind the bars For Stella to lower the tone as she does in her own imitable way with her charming words ‘wasn’t cooked enough’… is that relevant to this tale? of three words? but then a big hairy spider sat on her big fat booty and crawled into the CD player which blew up BANG CRASH WOLLOP; the phone rang bring bring............................. bring hello? spider speaking.. hello spider. I am calling to say.........CONGRATULATIONS! 2SHOES! Nuthin' very special, just dropped in.. How you doin'? i love you, said hairy spider, everylitt'ltingsgonaBalrite but it's not blonde, said Stella its a horse! in sheeps clothing baaaaaaaaaaaaaing like mad! and looking very bizarre wearing a worse for wear spotty green thong!!!!! Don't be daft my plums will fall out ! What will happen if I tighten my belt? Would my guts pop out or will the universe implode? Philosophising all will be up its own black hole. Reality can be weirder newzealand rug with random letters spelling where are we somewhere in a dark deep hole "Oi, who turned over and squashed my pet spider?” 
the sircingle buckle dug into his fleshy bits causing him to burst and he ate the mans hair which tasted like cheesy spaghetti hoops! He obviously hadn't ever seen the bar of soap slip out of that bizarre place; dont eat me just as Elvis streaked across the arena. And then the taxi stopped and out got the King of never never land who is renowned for fiddling with things such as chimps and liquor although sometimes he loses his nose when he forgets to duck his white scary head when leaving the space ship he arrived in last on planet earth and landed in tony blairs bungalow rubbish to blair! ********'s to blair !! Fortunately the bungalow was full of large pink elephants wearing nail varnish stomping on his hairy spherical dangly purple and blue turned morning glory oh harder baby oh god yes thats it there!! stop-don't stop ! Jesus! Mary! Joseph! Donner Chilli Kebab ! Stock! Aitken! Waterman! Sold to the dodgy horse dealer, the lib-dems cried as the auctioneer fell over the elephants painted toenails! and loudly screamed..... jeepers creepers! who painted those nails said the jolly roger, smiling wickedly with teeth that reminded the elephants of little mouse wearing pink pants on her head that ate the sliver sports horse in one gulp and got sick and tired of embarrasing wind problems which led to a red faced moonie 
, although it might not be such a good idea to bare all fry an egg on a large piece of blue yellow and pink piece of toast with butter and gerkin bbq sauce bleurgh! I've just puked my guts on the cat the cat licked it up, yum 
! Suddenly a massive tornado struck the taxi parked outside got blown down by chewy chunks of gerkin puke which hit the windscreen, dribbling slowly over the bonnet and onto the very annoyed copper who shouted loudly I'm so misunderstood! Cats tail and... i should have gone to specsavers and turned gay as the spider sat down beside'r eeeeek get it and frightened Miss Dynamite gave the spider a kiss with no tongues but what she didn't realise was how many hands high a spider she had. The amazing thing was they were covered with sparkly pink glitter. The spider leapt suddenly at Stella's Pimms bucket necking it all! Ye gods and I'm dead AMEN ! 
*****this is the end of the 3 word story. Thank you for your participation x x x
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