Post by silv on Aug 6, 2005 16:20:13 GMT 1
A German group in an Audi are about to arrive in Dublin on the ferry. The Ferry stops and they drive off, only to be stopped by Irish customs. "Excuse me sir, could you pull over to the side of the road for a moment". The driver pulls over and the customs chap walks around it tutting. The driver asks is there a problem.
Customs chap says "I'm afraid I can't let you into Ireland as there are too many people in your car!"
"Excuse me, what do you mean too many people"
"Well sir, your driving an Audi, Quattro. Quattro is German for 4 and you have 5 people in your car, thats 1 person too many!"
"But the car can hold 5 people easily"
"Sorry sir, 4 people only. Otherwise your not getting in to ireland"
"The car has 5 seats and 5 seat belts!!"
"Sorry sir you still have too many people in the car"
By this time the Audi driver is getting very annoyed - "Can I speak to your supervisor please?"
"Certainly sir, he'll be right over when he has finished with the two Italian fellas in the Fiat Uno".
Customs chap says "I'm afraid I can't let you into Ireland as there are too many people in your car!"
"Excuse me, what do you mean too many people"
"Well sir, your driving an Audi, Quattro. Quattro is German for 4 and you have 5 people in your car, thats 1 person too many!"
"But the car can hold 5 people easily"
"Sorry sir, 4 people only. Otherwise your not getting in to ireland"
"The car has 5 seats and 5 seat belts!!"
"Sorry sir you still have too many people in the car"
By this time the Audi driver is getting very annoyed - "Can I speak to your supervisor please?"
"Certainly sir, he'll be right over when he has finished with the two Italian fellas in the Fiat Uno".
