Words women use......

[silv]

Have nicked this from another site!

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly

[bhpride]

lol all of that sounds exactly like me!!!!

[stef]

hee hee! sounds like me too! lol!

[thelwell]

glad im not a woman lol

[fin]

Nope, Thelwell, no possible advantage in being a bloke. You have to put up with women AND you have rubbish underwear. Where's the fun in that???

[milo]

lol sounds too true,watch out all you blokes who dont take notice

[Sassy]

lol that's great, and very true!

x

[sarak]

Oh how true!!!!

[JJ-Spain]

Sounds like me too but women are entitled to behave irrationally, we have to put up with high heels, hair removal, childbirth...need I go on!

[lovelylace]

lets just say i am much rather belong to the irrational sex that to have to deal with them from the other side of the fence so to speak

[LisaM]

This made me chuckle!! I am a 'nothing' type of girl or 'fine'... honestly it's 'fine' is what I can hear myself saying!
As for 'thanks' I tend to say 'thank you' and oh knows he done good!! Ahhh positive reinforcement!! bless.. ** pats oh's head **