Kayti
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Post by Kayti on Aug 5, 2005 14:21:50 GMT 1
* When in doubt, run far, far away. * You can never have too many treats. * Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of. * New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks. * Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work. * Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss. * Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still. * Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest. * Eat plenty of roughage. * Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too. * When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot. * In times of crisis, take a poop. * Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do. * Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame. * A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention. * Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
rescued from a thread long long ago and as a poster on my desk at work ;D
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Post by meg on Aug 6, 2005 1:10:17 GMT 1
Just how I like to live Kayti
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stef
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Post by stef on Aug 6, 2005 20:33:05 GMT 1
Now thats what i call a lifestyle!!! love it!!! seriously though, that sounds like the way i live!!! lol! ;D
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Post by fin on Aug 7, 2005 1:11:46 GMT 1
And of course, if you're a red head everybody EXPECTS you to be totally off the rails and likely to skitter/complain/explode at every opportunity. Which of course you should!!!!
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Post by bhpride on Aug 7, 2005 10:28:06 GMT 1
lol sounds good to me!
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Lydia00
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I have nothing to fear; and here my story ends. My troubles are all over, and I am at home.
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Post by Lydia00 on Aug 8, 2005 21:17:10 GMT 1
haaaa thats WICKED!!!
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gizmo
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Controversial Mare!
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Post by gizmo on Aug 8, 2005 21:43:16 GMT 1
HEhe!
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duncs
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Post by duncs on Aug 9, 2005 14:03:47 GMT 1
brill!
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Post by LouiseB on Aug 11, 2005 8:45:14 GMT 1
Excellent and so true ....thanks for making me smile
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