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Post by portiabuzz on Jan 24, 2016 23:28:43 GMT 1
Haha love them !
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Post by jamesb on Jan 25, 2016 14:06:48 GMT 1
Things like that are brilliant! I especially like the accountant's one
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Post by portiabuzz on Jan 28, 2016 21:39:44 GMT 1
Indeedy har har as whizzy would say
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Post by portiabuzz on Jan 28, 2016 21:39:56 GMT 1
I prefer hehe
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Post by portiabuzz on Jan 29, 2016 14:00:15 GMT 1
Decorating time in a moment !
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Post by jamesb on Jan 31, 2016 19:06:08 GMT 1
No time for dancing in the PB household then LOL
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Post by portiabuzz on Feb 1, 2016 16:50:27 GMT 1
Yup decorating in living room done for now, getting new fire so can't do chimney breast yet. New carpet coming too. Then pics
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yankeec
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Back again - good to see ya folks :)
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Post by yankeec on Feb 1, 2016 19:16:42 GMT 1
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - A husbands point of view
The missus bought a paperback, down Shepton mallet way
I had a look inside her bag, T'was "fifty shades of grey"
Well I just left her to it, and at 10 I went to bed
An hour later she appeared, the sight filled me with dread...
In her left hand she held a rope, and in her right a whip!
She threw them on the floor, and then began to strip
Well, fifty year or so ago I might have had a peek,
But Mabel hasn't weathered well, she's 84 next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind could not have been much grimmer
And things then went from bad to worse, she toppled off her zimmer
She struggled back upon her feet a couple minutes later
She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator"
Now if you knew our Mabel you'd see just why I spluttered
I'd spent two months in traction for the last complaint I'd uttered
She stood there nude and naked, bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left t*t
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out, my god what had I done?!
She moaned and groaned then shouted, "step on the other one"!!
Well readers I can't tell no more about what occured that day
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned Fifty Shades Of Grey
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Post by portiabuzz on Feb 1, 2016 23:02:02 GMT 1
I think I'm going to be
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Post by jamesb on Feb 2, 2016 11:16:47 GMT 1
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Post by portiabuzz on Feb 3, 2016 16:44:52 GMT 1
Haha glad I'm not the only one !!
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yankeec
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Post by yankeec on Feb 4, 2016 0:07:10 GMT 1
aww was that too much for yas?
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Feb 4, 2016 0:12:44 GMT 1
ha ha read in pam ayres voice very well done yankee
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Post by jamesb on Feb 4, 2016 12:39:51 GMT 1
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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Post by portiabuzz on Feb 6, 2016 14:57:33 GMT 1
Yes it's a must do !!
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