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Post by jamesb on Dec 28, 2015 0:57:13 GMT 1
Thought for the day - if a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?
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Post by kafee on Dec 28, 2015 11:31:21 GMT 1
Very good, is that out of a cracker? Better than this one:-
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
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Post by jamesb on Dec 28, 2015 13:34:43 GMT 1
If the Police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Post by portiabuzz on Dec 28, 2015 16:57:22 GMT 1
Hehe Tre bien
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Post by jamesb on Dec 29, 2015 12:42:26 GMT 1
Is there another word for synonym?
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Post by kafee on Dec 29, 2015 23:36:44 GMT 1
yeah:- metonym
Why did the teacher get a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
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Post by portiabuzz on Dec 30, 2015 9:42:10 GMT 1
Goof one kafee
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Post by jamesb on Dec 31, 2015 11:11:14 GMT 1
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation………
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Post by kafee on Dec 31, 2015 19:11:49 GMT 1
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Post by kafee on Dec 31, 2015 19:14:41 GMT 1
What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 24 days!
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Post by jamesb on Jan 2, 2016 16:27:21 GMT 1
I went into Waterstone's and asked the lady behind the counter where I could find the self-help section. She replied that, if she told me, it would defeat the object…………
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Post by portiabuzz on Jan 2, 2016 20:12:25 GMT 1
Hilarious jokes very gooorf
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Post by kafee on Jan 3, 2016 0:23:31 GMT 1
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
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Post by Serenbean & Justine on Jan 3, 2016 11:14:53 GMT 1
Very good everyone, Sorry I am rubbish at jokes, if I ever think of one I'll post it
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Post by jamesb on Jan 3, 2016 11:48:36 GMT 1
Where do Forest Rangers go to 'Get away from it all'?
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