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Post by portiabuzz on Dec 13, 2015 16:28:27 GMT 1
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Post by kafee on Dec 13, 2015 21:28:49 GMT 1
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
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Post by jamesb on Dec 14, 2015 14:44:48 GMT 1
The hardness of the butter is inversely proportional to the softness of the bread.
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Post by portiabuzz on Dec 14, 2015 21:07:15 GMT 1
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Post by jamesb on Dec 15, 2015 11:09:35 GMT 1
GRANDFATHERS ARE NOT THE FOUNT OF ALL KNOWLEDGE!
Alfie was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked "Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
Naturally, his Grandpa was a little taken aback but he decided to tell him the truth. "Well, Alfie, it's called sexual intercourse."
"Oh," replied little Alfie. "OK!" He went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily "Grandpa,it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s mum wants to talk to you!"
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Post by portiabuzz on Dec 15, 2015 14:53:20 GMT 1
Haha
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Post by jamesb on Dec 15, 2015 15:51:10 GMT 1
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Post by portiabuzz on Dec 15, 2015 23:54:08 GMT 1
back Sent from my SM-G800F using proboards
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Dec 16, 2015 2:09:27 GMT 1
ha ha although I guessed the answer
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Post by portiabuzz on Dec 16, 2015 10:01:08 GMT 1
Indeedy !
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Post by jamesb on Dec 16, 2015 13:14:16 GMT 1
ha ha although I guessed the answer No surprise there!
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Post by kafee on Dec 16, 2015 22:33:09 GMT 1
One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter’s indoor feline, it escaped outside. When it failed to return the following morning, I found the beast clinging to a branch about 30 feet up in a spindly tree. Unable to lure it down, I called the fire department.
“We don’t do that anymore,” the woman dispatcher said. When I persisted, she was polite but firm. “The cat will come down when it gets hungry enough.”
“How do you know that?” I asked.
“Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?” she said.
Two hours later the cat was back, looking for breakfast.
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Post by portiabuzz on Dec 20, 2015 13:02:01 GMT 1
I thought you were telling a story then ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jamesb on Dec 21, 2015 13:04:27 GMT 1
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
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Post by portiabuzz on Dec 21, 2015 19:44:11 GMT 1
Who can tell ?? Sent from my SM-G800F using proboards
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