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Post by Garry on Mar 4, 2011 10:25:13 GMT 1
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, (You'll love this)........................
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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Post by jennyb on Mar 4, 2011 10:27:31 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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Post by sara on Mar 4, 2011 10:38:44 GMT 1
lol!
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Post by HolsBols on Mar 4, 2011 12:22:51 GMT 1
LOL thats brilliant!!! Though wizard may tell you off for not including the joke in the designated area Though u are blue garry so she may let you off
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Post by Garry on Mar 4, 2011 19:03:51 GMT 1
ooops. I stand corrected. Sorry
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Post by troop on Mar 4, 2011 19:04:17 GMT 1
Hahaha that has made my day brilliant and im tempted to try it out lol
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Post by bertie666 on Mar 4, 2011 19:14:58 GMT 1
lmao lol
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Post by aero on Mar 4, 2011 22:02:55 GMT 1
Lol Garry
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Mar 5, 2011 9:41:26 GMT 1
quite right hb. blue or not rules are rules and must be obeyed. and to add insult to injury ive heard that one before. it has brought to light though that we have some new lurkers on this section so maybe we might be on a recruitment drive. hopefully garry you have read the rules before posting and know its up to you to "look after your thread " otherwise it will end up as another statistic at the bottom of the page. well enough said i wish you a happy and long play time with us, so youd better get started reading each and every thread from the begining now so you know what your letting yourself in for. bobwj
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Post by aero on Mar 5, 2011 9:45:05 GMT 1
I don't think Garry will know what bobwj is Wizard.... lol
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Mar 5, 2011 9:48:03 GMT 1
exactly thats his first test to see if he has read all the threads lol
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Post by Garry on Mar 5, 2011 10:34:23 GMT 1
You're right aero Blimey Wizard, think I'm a little scared of you. Give me a 17hh warmblood that wont load any day ;D ;D
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Post by jamesb on Mar 5, 2011 12:57:46 GMT 1
LOL Garry! BOBLWW
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Post by happysnail on Mar 5, 2011 20:00:08 GMT 1
Genius!!
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Post by HolsBols on Mar 5, 2011 23:27:48 GMT 1
hey all u lurkers... why arent u commenting on the other threads??
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