colin
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Post by colin on Dec 30, 2008 18:29:18 GMT 1
I was out on the cold sunshine of the Nw Forest a couple of days ago with Flo my lovely Icelandic. Now flo like to look at things, becuase of flo i have seen countless deer, a couple of foxes as well as walkers/ cyclist etc taht she had spotted long before I would. So a couple of days back when on a small track flo popped her ears forward and 'looked' so I looked expecting to see deer or maybe a pony I had missed What was in front on my eyes well it was a lady squtting down-well peeing To make matters worse I could not convince flo to turn around and face the other way. happy new year, but dont think about it too much Colin
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 30, 2008 18:52:33 GMT 1
I want your horse lol
I haven't laughed so much for ages! Poor peeing woman, she won't do that again in a hurry rofl
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Post by horsey123 on Dec 30, 2008 18:54:16 GMT 1
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Post by jakeandbarneysmum on Dec 30, 2008 19:05:24 GMT 1
That reminds me of many moons ago when I was escorting a hack out through the countryside, with kids in tow, and we had to squeeze past a parked car on a bridleway that had steamed up windows and was rocking from side to side. I was a mere innocent myself, so had a great deal of difficulty explaining it to the other kids that were with me!!!!!!
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Post by nutkin on Dec 30, 2008 20:01:32 GMT 1
Lol how embarrassing for the poor lady. My YO told me a similar story once to yours Jakeandbarneysmum. He said he was cantering along a track with a group of riders when they came upon a couple on the riverbank wearing nothing and being busy as they were they didn't hear the horses approaching.My YO said he carried on going but as he got level with them he shouted good afternoon to them.When they came back a little bit later on all that was left on the river bank was a pair of knickers.Seems they left in rather a hurry!
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Post by moo on Dec 30, 2008 20:02:12 GMT 1
ohh the joys of hacking lol
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Post by HeatherL* on Dec 30, 2008 21:09:15 GMT 1
That's really funny lol! Poor woman she must have been so embarrassed!
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Post by pinkpony on Dec 30, 2008 21:17:55 GMT 1
funny, and horse wouldnt stop peeking? LMAO!!
A few years ago I went for a pee in a bush while out with my mum walking, she went too...this chap came into site and could see that we were peeing, instead of turning away and being polite he carried on walking only a few feet from us laughinh his head off! Dear me...
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Post by Oranges on Dec 30, 2008 21:30:53 GMT 1
lol... that made me chuckle.
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Post by Casper on Dec 31, 2008 3:07:01 GMT 1
LOL Colin! Especially at the lady being caught in mid flow by Flo...
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Post by Jaydurh on Dec 31, 2008 3:36:23 GMT 1
does your icelandic eat fish? we heard it and was curious lol. oranges wonders too lol. we together lmao. that made me chuckle as well
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Post by Karon on Dec 31, 2008 11:08:32 GMT 1
LMAO! Mind you I've nearly been caught out when stopping to have a pee - middle of nowhere, no hedges or walls, but nobody around either. Was just done when a horde of walkers appeared from nowhere - close one It wouldn't have bothered me that much, TBH, but they might have run a mile ;D ;D
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Post by Louise C on Dec 31, 2008 12:52:05 GMT 1
And a Happy New Year to you Colin - brilliant stories above!!!
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Post by mandal on Dec 31, 2008 13:03:27 GMT 1
ROFL!!! ;D LOL Colin! Especially at the lady being caught in mid flow by Flo... and ROFL again!! Reminds me of a story my OH tells about a lady neighbour of a friend who was caught on the garage CCTV having a pee on the verge!!
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Post by colin on Dec 31, 2008 14:53:36 GMT 1
On course in the New Forest you would think twice of doing this in the summer (if you were a lady) as the place is full of 'crab flies'
nasty little things that get into places it would not be polite to talk about-well they do on flo!
best wishes and happy new year
Colin
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