Post by kas on Sept 7, 2005 22:54:54 GMT 1
...than men...
- the average cucumber is at least seven inches long
- cucumbers stay hard for a week
- a cucumber won't tell you size doesn't count
- a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety
- cucumbers are easy to pick up
- you can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket
- ... and you know how firm it is before you take it home
- you only eat cucumbers when you feel like it
- a cucumber will always respect you in the morning
- a cucumber can alwsays wait until you get home
- a cucumber won't ask "Am I the first?"
- cucumbers don't care if you are a virgin
- cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin
- cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin
- with cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once
- cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bad with your boots on
- you can have as many cucumbers as you can handle
- cucumbers never need a round of applause
- cucumbers won't ask:
Am I the best?
How was it?
Did you come? How many times?
- cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist, ski/tennis instructors
- a cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over
- a cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator
- no matter what age group you are in, you can always get a fresh cucumber
- cucumbers can handle rejection
- a cucumber won't pout if you have a headache
- a cucumber won't care what time of the month it is
- cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot
- a cucumber isn't allergic to your cat
- with a cucumber, you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the flu season
- a cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet
- a cucumber will never leave you
for another woman
for another man
for another cucumber
- cucumbers never have mid-life crisis
(There's loads of these - I cut some out!)
- the average cucumber is at least seven inches long
- cucumbers stay hard for a week
- a cucumber won't tell you size doesn't count
- a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety
- cucumbers are easy to pick up
- you can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket
- ... and you know how firm it is before you take it home
- you only eat cucumbers when you feel like it
- a cucumber will always respect you in the morning
- a cucumber can alwsays wait until you get home
- a cucumber won't ask "Am I the first?"
- cucumbers don't care if you are a virgin
- cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin
- cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin
- with cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once
- cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bad with your boots on
- you can have as many cucumbers as you can handle
- cucumbers never need a round of applause
- cucumbers won't ask:
Am I the best?
How was it?
Did you come? How many times?
- cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist, ski/tennis instructors
- a cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over
- a cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator
- no matter what age group you are in, you can always get a fresh cucumber
- cucumbers can handle rejection
- a cucumber won't pout if you have a headache
- a cucumber won't care what time of the month it is
- cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot
- a cucumber isn't allergic to your cat
- with a cucumber, you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the flu season
- a cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet
- a cucumber will never leave you
for another woman
for another man
for another cucumber
- cucumbers never have mid-life crisis
(There's loads of these - I cut some out!)