andy
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Post by andy on Aug 11, 2005 14:16:05 GMT 1
Is that better than having the bum of a lady but the face of of a horse?
Think I would be in the working hunter section - 18hh,well up to weight, chunky legged with broad withers and neck. Colour dark bay with white markings down front of poll
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Post by ruby on Aug 11, 2005 14:28:30 GMT 1
It's pony the judge would most like to take home for me, that and pony with the cheekiest face
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lovelylace
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Post by lovelylace on Aug 11, 2005 14:54:03 GMT 1
I dont know, Andy....there are some ladies around my neck of the woods with arses like shires so.... mine aint to bad, size 10, even 8 on a good day, but I do suspect the sizes are getting larger rather than my derriere getting smaller like the "up to weight" heheheh
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Post by Chestnut Mare on Aug 11, 2005 15:06:09 GMT 1
No winnings to date I'm afraid, usually get losers riding me though so it's not my fault is it? Myself I always go for dark haired men. My OH gets mistaken for being Italian / Spanish. Me, I've just spent a week in Spain and gone magnolia as opposed to brilliant white. A true English Rose me. Well, I am a thoroughbred you know.
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andy
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Post by andy on Aug 11, 2005 15:22:17 GMT 1
is that the same as thoroughly bred?
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Post by Chestnut Mare on Aug 11, 2005 15:28:05 GMT 1
Well bred for sure!
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Post by Chestnut Mare on Aug 11, 2005 15:32:51 GMT 1
Despite being a TB lady I have always fancied a go at a Western Pleasure class.
Although my bum isn't as big as those quarter horses I'm very easy on the eye and an armchair ride.
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Post by bloke3 on Aug 11, 2005 15:33:46 GMT 1
lovelylace (why do I want to say "lovelace"?), size 10/8 rear is absolutely fine. In fact, world class...
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andy
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Post by andy on Aug 11, 2005 15:36:16 GMT 1
Size 8 or 10 - does that equate to a 28 waist I wonder? There was a previous thread on the old DG that told a tale of a pair of ladies breeches being left on the roadside outside the poster's house, are they yours as Stella & ANag denied all knowledge.
only a few to go til Stella can claim the 100!
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lovelylace
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Post by lovelylace on Aug 11, 2005 15:50:08 GMT 1
lovelace is fine by me yeah that waist measurement is probably correct....and beleive it or not but I have lost one pair of my jodhs, but as i have just moved house I hoped that they would surface when I start unpacking.......I cant seem to remember leaving them outside someones house..and wandered home in the nude me??? ohh well stranger things have happened I suppose..... claim a 100 what, posts or men??.....I must be working to hard, cant keep up..... ;D
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andy
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Post by andy on Aug 11, 2005 16:05:12 GMT 1
Do pay attention lovelace - can't comment on the men but Stella does have a track record of storming up the outside line to claim the 100th post! Will have to keep a look out when travelling through Bucks to check you are not wandering around "loose horse" with critical items of tack missing. You won't get in the ribbons for "best turned" out at that rate!
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Post by bloke3 on Aug 11, 2005 16:14:09 GMT 1
lovelace, did you read the thread about the lady rider who always rode "commando". Then one day, was at a show and her zip broke! Had to borrow some jockeys from her OH to cover her embarrassment! LOL!
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lovelylace
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Post by lovelylace on Aug 11, 2005 16:35:08 GMT 1
gosh, you guys do make me laugh.... Andy- yess sir, (sitting straight and erect with chest pointing proudly upwards and ears pricked (tht) I will certainly pay better attention in the future.... Bloke 3- no I missed that one, heheheh, yours truly have been known in her vanity (dont like the vpl) to compete comando...gosh could you imagine the look if the seam would crack over a taxing combination..oeer
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Post by bloke3 on Aug 11, 2005 16:39:24 GMT 1
does bare thinking about really. I suppose we have reached the rock bottom on this thread. Still, I only come here for the crack...
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andy
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Post by andy on Aug 11, 2005 16:40:03 GMT 1
Knew a young lady who was out with hounds one morning doing an advertising run on a horse that was for sale. Needless to say the inevitable happened ,as she got put on gate duty for punting up late. She had to get off for a particularly tricky gate and the back seam went! First time I have known a Field Master spend the entire day out "hunting from the rear" !!
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