Post by gwenoakes on Dec 18, 2013 23:30:24 GMT 1
Thought you guys might like this, I thought it was hillarious.
Be warned and beware of pensioners.
Banned from ALL T*sco Supermarkets, didnt like shopping there anyway!
Yesterday I was at my local T*sco buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I am retured and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I was starting the Winalot diet again. I added that I probably shouldnt because I ended up in hospital last time, but I had lost two stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you felt hungry, so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.......I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setters backside and was hit by a car.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
I am now banned from T*sco's.
Better watch out what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
Be warned and beware of pensioners.
Banned from ALL T*sco Supermarkets, didnt like shopping there anyway!
Yesterday I was at my local T*sco buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I am retured and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didnt have a dog, I was starting the Winalot diet again. I added that I probably shouldnt because I ended up in hospital last time, but I had lost two stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you felt hungry, so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.......I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setters backside and was hit by a car.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
I am now banned from T*sco's.
Better watch out what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
