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Post by jamesb on Aug 8, 2013 10:37:14 GMT 1
BORDER CONTROL, ESSEX STYLE
Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Harwich, Essex. Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."
"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."
The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."
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Post by portiabuzz on Aug 8, 2013 15:30:26 GMT 1
hehehe i like it!
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Post by jamesb on Aug 8, 2013 20:38:54 GMT 1
So I've heard
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Post by portiabuzz on Aug 10, 2013 10:25:30 GMT 1
how rude...
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Post by portiabuzz on Oct 2, 2013 11:04:27 GMT 1
no one been on here then
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Post by gwenoakes on Oct 6, 2013 21:45:19 GMT 1
Only you, PB and now me. LOL
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Post by portiabuzz on Oct 8, 2013 11:33:20 GMT 1
yes as usual
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Post by portiabuzz on Oct 8, 2013 11:33:32 GMT 1
for us!
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Post by portiabuzz on Oct 24, 2013 14:07:34 GMT 1
anymore jokies
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Post by portiabuzz on Oct 24, 2013 14:07:52 GMT 1
i never have any
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Post by gwenoakes on Nov 2, 2013 19:38:06 GMT 1
Neither do I, PB. We need James on here, dont we?
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Post by portiabuzz on Nov 7, 2013 13:51:58 GMT 1
yes never thought would say that ROFL !!!
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Post by jamesb on Nov 7, 2013 22:25:49 GMT 1
Rowlocks.
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Post by portiabuzz on Nov 8, 2013 10:45:02 GMT 1
pollocks
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Post by mollichop on Nov 9, 2013 9:54:42 GMT 1
Go PB hee hee!
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