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Post by Red on Jul 26, 2011 8:57:23 GMT 1
A bloke calls his mate, the horse breeder, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His mate asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'
So, the dwarf shows up, and the breeder asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the breeder picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'
The breeder is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
'Nice mouf, can I see her twot?'
Totally mad at this point, the breeder grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's backside, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
'Perhapth I should rephwase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'
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Post by jamesb on Jul 26, 2011 14:55:48 GMT 1
Brilliant! ;D Welcome to the madhouse, by the way...
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Post by aero on Jul 28, 2011 11:02:28 GMT 1
lol rofl pmsl
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Post by troop on Jul 28, 2011 11:16:09 GMT 1
that always makes me giggle
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Post by hev07 on Jul 28, 2011 12:42:41 GMT 1
Lol
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Post by gwenoakes on Aug 1, 2011 9:55:52 GMT 1
YES! More people joining, welcome aboard Red. Hope its not just a one day wonder you posting LOL
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Post by aero on Aug 1, 2011 19:57:23 GMT 1
Was it something we said...............lol................ cos Red aint been ere since.
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Post by gwenoakes on Aug 1, 2011 21:27:21 GMT 1
I must really remember to be more, now whats the word with new people? Someone remind me please.
Come back Red, we dont bite...........well I cant speak for SJ on that one though unfortunately. LOL
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Post by aero on Aug 2, 2011 22:04:51 GMT 1
LOL Gwen
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Post by gwenoakes on Aug 2, 2011 23:04:14 GMT 1
Hellllllllo Red, where are you?
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Post by jamesb on Aug 3, 2011 20:50:11 GMT 1
I see you 'laydeeeez' have scared off yet another poor bloke. IHP and Daz never come to visit either — what DO you do to them?
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Post by gwenoakes on Aug 4, 2011 8:05:12 GMT 1
I reckon you are in the best position to answer that one James, not us. LOL
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Post by jamesb on Aug 4, 2011 11:55:26 GMT 1
I think not, Gwen - because I have somehow managed to stick around on FnG
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Post by aero on Aug 4, 2011 12:16:30 GMT 1
What a brave little soldier you are Jaymez......lol
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Post by jamesb on Aug 4, 2011 12:56:03 GMT 1
Considering the amount of stick I get, I should say so! Mind you, I can (and do) dish it out a little as well ;D
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