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Post by portiabuzz on Mar 10, 2014 19:31:32 GMT 1
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Post by jamesb on Mar 10, 2014 19:47:41 GMT 1
MC, is tittering that much effort? Perhaps you should cut back a bit PMSL
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Post by portiabuzz on Mar 10, 2014 20:14:41 GMT 1
Indeed
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Post by jamesb on Mar 11, 2014 19:00:18 GMT 1
WHAT A MAN WILL DO FOR A FRIEND
A man brought his best friend home for dinner after work, unannounced. His wife started to scream at him and his friend just sat and listened in.
"My hair and makeup aren't done, the house is in a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What on earth did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
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Post by portiabuzz on Mar 12, 2014 12:47:15 GMT 1
sent that one to Mr. PB
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Post by jamesb on Mar 12, 2014 15:01:20 GMT 1
Mr PB's response awaited PMSL ROFL LOL
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Post by portiabuzz on Mar 13, 2014 13:39:29 GMT 1
he said will try that one ?!
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Post by jamesb on Mar 13, 2014 14:55:45 GMT 1
I look forward to hearing about the outcome PMSL
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Post by portiabuzz on Mar 13, 2014 18:22:29 GMT 1
LOL yes ive been watching Masterchef alot but i cant cook that well
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Post by jamesb on Mar 13, 2014 19:26:04 GMT 1
A little boy got home from school and said, "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replied, "Never mind, Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"
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Post by portiabuzz on Mar 18, 2014 13:55:39 GMT 1
!!!
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Post by mollichop on Mar 18, 2014 14:38:09 GMT 1
A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question, please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer behind the tractor and I was driving down the road...." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie". Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my John Deer Tractor right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?" "Now tell me, what the f*#k would you say?" ...
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Post by portiabuzz on Mar 18, 2014 14:55:51 GMT 1
thats a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by portiabuzz on May 16, 2014 13:10:47 GMT 1
any more funnies?
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Post by portiabuzz on May 23, 2014 11:08:12 GMT 1
well
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