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Post by LuckyRed on Oct 24, 2011 8:58:27 GMT 1
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink whatever you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Oct 24, 2011 13:02:06 GMT 1
LOL very good LR,but this should have been posted on the Jokes thread.Just thought I would get that in before wizard lol
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Post by jamesb on Oct 24, 2011 16:34:42 GMT 1
Not only that, but I'm sure it's already on there. However, please feel free to ignore Wizard, LR. We do!
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Oct 24, 2011 19:10:10 GMT 1
Ditto
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Oct 24, 2011 22:15:38 GMT 1
jaymez i think you will find me and lr go back a long way lol
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Post by jamesb on Oct 24, 2011 23:38:59 GMT 1
And your point is what, exactly? In any case, LR and I met at the IHDGGP in the summer. So ROFL
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Post by gwenoakes on Oct 25, 2011 20:49:32 GMT 1
That is important information because..........James?
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Oct 25, 2011 22:25:48 GMT 1
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Post by jamesb on Oct 25, 2011 22:45:43 GMT 1
Because Wizzy is trying to put one over on me (as it were).
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Post by gwenoakes on Oct 25, 2011 23:08:37 GMT 1
Without success though?
Hop on next time Smithy. LOL
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Oct 25, 2011 23:49:23 GMT 1
anyway if she dunt return this thread will be off my list.
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Post by gwenoakes on Oct 25, 2011 23:50:39 GMT 1
You giving her an ultimatum then Wizard? LOL
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Oct 26, 2011 8:14:49 GMT 1
just sticking to the rules which are set in stone.
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Oct 26, 2011 13:35:02 GMT 1
Would they be written on your patio wizard?
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Post by jamesb on Oct 26, 2011 14:20:13 GMT 1
That would be 'cast in concrete' then, Smithy LOL
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