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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Nov 12, 2010 23:27:23 GMT 1
but most of them are grumpy
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Post by molz on Nov 12, 2010 23:32:35 GMT 1
LOL they are all sooo funny made my night! M
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Post by gwenoakes on Nov 13, 2010 10:33:07 GMT 1
Hi Molz and welcome to the crazy side of IHDG LOL. We are always in need of new blood on these threads, so thank you.
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Post by molz on Nov 13, 2010 11:09:04 GMT 1
LOL thank you to i will try tto think of one mmyself... M:)
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Post by molz on Nov 13, 2010 11:10:49 GMT 1
An irish ghost story... This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying… and wasn't drunk. Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other... 'Look Paddy....... there's that cheeky bastard that got in the car while we were pushing it!' heehee M
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Nov 13, 2010 11:46:37 GMT 1
LOL Welcome Molz.
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Nov 14, 2010 0:55:05 GMT 1
not bad for a start ha ha
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Nov 14, 2010 20:00:32 GMT 1
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'." LOL
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Post by jamesb on Nov 14, 2010 22:13:12 GMT 1
Smithy, that's superb! ;D
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Nov 14, 2010 22:16:45 GMT 1
ha ha can you relate to that one jaymez?
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Post by jamesb on Nov 14, 2010 22:21:27 GMT 1
Not really, unlike your OH! ;D
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Post by ☼ WIZARD ☼ on Nov 14, 2010 22:29:18 GMT 1
he he i wish
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Post by gwenoakes on Nov 14, 2010 22:46:37 GMT 1
Me thinks you may be fibbing James PMSL.
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Post by ☺Smithy☺ on Nov 15, 2010 14:57:55 GMT 1
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers,
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There, your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!!
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Post by aero on Nov 15, 2010 20:31:45 GMT 1
Brilliant.
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